Assigned Blog Post 05 - Jerk

Move with a brisk pace; walk with your arms folded; stand with your arms folded; put a little more of your weight on one leg, so as to make it look like you expect something from them; stare down the people who look into your eyes, so as to make sure they know you're completely serious; look past the people you bump into, so as to make sure they know you don't give a crap about them; ignore the people tapping on your shoulder - if they wanna say something, they should say it; don't do menial tasks for others, only things that will boost your reputation; don't delegate the work, because if you want something done right, you should do it yourself; make them do the work, because if they want it done right, they should do it themselves; here's how you greet someone you could care less about; here's how to greet someone you hate; here's how you (don't) greet someone you somewhat like, because that way your underlying nature's gonna bleed through and scare them away; someone you actually like should know you well enough that they don't care how you greet them; wait until they've already started the assignment before telling them it's not actually due, because that way you can laugh at how stupid they are but they'll still think you're nice enough to trust next time around; but deep down, my underlying nature is one that needs love and care; let your eyes be shifty, because that way they'll pick up more things for you to sneer and jeer at; don't ever wipe that smirk off your face until you're sure there's no one there to see that it's not there; don't ever turn around and look at the messes you've left behind; but what if I feel bad about leaving people in those messes?